I’m freakier and geekier than Childish Gambio
I’m rolling dice for D&D like I’m in Reno casinos
Choosing Doritos or Cheetos, haters be sippin’ on Pinot
They think they’re cool like they’re the One, you ain’t the Son, Jet Li, or Neo
Zero is the number that you’re likely to be
Well maybe number two cause dude you kinda stink
Your lack of mustard seed don’t bring justice to my league
You think you rock? Well it doesn’t matter what you think
You see I’m smarter than the average bear
I don’t my Coca-Cola with no one, I don’t care how cute those penguins stare
Now Christsyders lift your lighters to the air
And praise the Lord on the dance floor, shake your derriere
And you’ll catch me down at Samurai
Yvette and I are vampires sired back at Sunnydale High
But I don’t die from sunlight cause the Son’s light is mine
I’ll live forever in Neverland, Peter Pan I take flight

I’m a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I’m a freak, cause Jesus He died for me
I’m unique, there is only one of me
I’m complete so I really don’t care what you think of me

Sin tried to own me like Sony with Spider-Man
And I marvel how the Righteous man pulled me from the frying pan
Put me into a van, sent out to enemy camps
Some of these towns like Lithgow ain’t letting me dance
But I gotta cut loose like I’m in the Palouse
Where you choose if you wanna be a Vandal or Coug
Can you handle the truth? That we’re His hands and His shoes?
Just for kicks let’s converse about vans and boots
You need to move, stop chasing stars, cause stars making deals
I’ll hit roads and leave that star dust like Stephen Amell
So you kneel in prayer, but you don’t move when you should
You’re like a second slayer, player, your faith is no good
I wish you would chuck wood if you could chuck wood
And not drift, I insist you run swift out of the woods
And into the arms of God, graceful as a swan
Once upon, bout to blast off infinity and beyond

I’m a geek, I use thought bubbles when I speak
I’m a freak, cause Jesus He died for me
I’m unique, there is only one of me
I’m complete so I really don’t care what you think of me